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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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