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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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