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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜

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