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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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canary 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠

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