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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩

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