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Pet squish

My step-auntie Emily dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️

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