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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a computer on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️

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