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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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