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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a small child on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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