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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a small child on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷

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