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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 pony 🐴

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