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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜

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