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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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