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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a television on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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