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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜

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