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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒

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