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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈

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