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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍

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