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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕

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