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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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