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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜

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