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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒

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