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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️

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