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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶

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