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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gertrude dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳

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