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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a computer on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜

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