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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a computer on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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