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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a computer on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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