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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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