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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕

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