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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 dog 🐕

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