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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱

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