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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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