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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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