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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a piano on their pet …

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pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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