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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹

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