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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜

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