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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a piano on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕

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