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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷

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