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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶

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