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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️

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