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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱

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