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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 cat 🐈

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