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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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