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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱

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