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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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