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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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