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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒

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