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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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