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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜

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