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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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