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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷

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