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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕

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