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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️

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