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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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