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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠

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