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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 canary 🦜

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