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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶

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