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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒

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