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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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