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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕

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