Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️

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