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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a barrel on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁

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