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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹

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