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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a television on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶

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