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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩

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