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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶

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