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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜

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