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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹

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