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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️

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