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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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