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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰

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