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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶

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