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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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