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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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