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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩

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