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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠

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