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Pet squish
My
step-uncle
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
puppy 🐶
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start another snivelling excuse
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Murphy
...Stink
Alfie
Akira
Rosie
Toby
Geoffrey
Smeagol
Trotsky
Molly
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