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Pet squish
My
step-uncle
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁
monkey 🐒
kitten 🐱
rock ⚫️
labrador 🐕
cat 🐈
tarantula 🕷
canary 🦜
snake 🐍
poodle 🐩
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Dan
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