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Pet squish
My
step-uncle
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕
parrot 🦜
snake 🐍
cat 🐈
labrador 🐕
pony 🐴
kitten 🐱
goldfish 🐠
pug 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
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