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Pet squish
My
step-uncle
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
snake 🐍
parrot 🦜
puppy 🐶
canary 🦜
poodle 🐩
kitten 🐱
cat 🐈
dog 🐕
rabbit 🐰
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Dan
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