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Pet squish
My
step-uncle
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rock ⚫️
cat 🐈
kitten 🐱
parakeet 🦜
monkey 🐒
rabbit 🐰
parrot 🦜
goldfish 🐠
hamster 🐹
puppy 🐶
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Dan
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