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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁

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