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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰

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