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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜

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