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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕

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