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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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