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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️

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