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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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dog 🐕 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱

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