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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️

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