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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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