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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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