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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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dog 🐕 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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