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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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