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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈

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