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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁

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