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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕

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