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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒

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