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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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