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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹

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