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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹

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