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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹

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