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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴

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