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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱

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