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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱

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