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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱

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