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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍

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