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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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