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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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