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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜

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