Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
step-uncle
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Dexter
Champ
Squishy
Voldemort
Bilbo
Pennywise
Millie
Sugar
Trotsky
Missy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.