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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹

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