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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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