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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒

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