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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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