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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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