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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳

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