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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕

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