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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁

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