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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶

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