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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍

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