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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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