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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 dog 🐕

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