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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜

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