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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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