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Pet squish

My step-uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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