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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜

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