Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My uncle dropped a bicycle on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.