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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩

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