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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒

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