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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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