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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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