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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a sofa on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷

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