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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹

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