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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a small child on their pet …

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pony 🐴 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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