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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶

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