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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷

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