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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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