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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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