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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒

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