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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶

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