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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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