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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕

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