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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍

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