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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰

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