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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷

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