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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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