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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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