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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠

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