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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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