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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 pug 🐶

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