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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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