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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁

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