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Pet squish

My uncle dropped an anvil on their pet …

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cat 🐈 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕

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