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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 cat 🐈

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