Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
uncle
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Thor
Jelly
Maya
Simpkins
Pepper
Smeagol
...Snuffles
Trotsky
Squishy
Gus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.