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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜

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