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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️

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