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Pet squish

My uncle dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷

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