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Pet squish
My
aunt
Elizabeth
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Squishy
Molly
Rufus
...Sparkles
Maya
Weasley
Pebbles
Dexter
Spock
Millie
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